Author Archives: everything2laugh4

President Obama Exchanges 5 US World Cup Soccer Players with Ghanaian Witch Doctor for Cristiano Ronaldo

WASHINGTON, DC – In a hastily arranged Rose Garden ceremony, US President Barrack Obama announced a break-through deal with the Republic of Ghana.  The President stood with witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam, whose name translates as ‘Devil of Wednesday,’ while announcing the exchange of five US World Cup players for Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo’s […]

Book Review: “Into The Beautiful North” – Luis Alberto Urrea

Book Review: “Into The Beautiful North” – Luis Alberto Urrea My book review of the excellent “Into the Beautiful North”, which is stylistically similar to my forthcoming novel, “ELOISA”, though it heads in the opposite direction of ELOISA’s southward journey: All the able-bodied men went North, to the USA, seeking work. Since none returned, narcos and […]

Book Review: “The President” by Miguel Angel Asturias

Book Review: “The President” by Miguel Angel Asturias A wonderful novel about a terrible topic, “The President” won the Nobel Prize in literature for Miguel Angel Asturias. A Latin American dictator rules through fear and arbitrariness. The most careful lackey can die on an enemy’s vicious rumor hitting the President’s ears. Whimsical decisions bring imprisonment, […]

Book Review: “Honor” by Elif Shafak

Book Review: “Honor” by Elif Shafak It’s for a good reason that I’ve not blogged for a number of months.  Hold back your sneers, it’s not to spare you my banter, but because I’m editing my forthcoming novel, working title “The One and Only Eloisa.”  I’m quite excited because it’s going to make a fine paperweight… just kidding, […]

ELOISA TWEETING IN ENGLISH!

ELOISA TWEETING IN ENGLISH! Thrilling news!  Eloisa, the star of my forthcoming novel, “ELOISA”, has started an English language Twitter feed on her interests:  alcohol, music, alcohol, bashing other stars, alcohol, sex, and whatever else comes to her mind!  Be sure to follow the “Chica Rica” on Twitter @EloisaChicaRica! She just announced her US tour will begin Thursday […]

Reblogged from HeatherZHutchinsWrites

Reblogged from HeatherZHutchinsWrites Part 3 of my “Setting A Scene”

THE LAST FRIENDSTER

PASADENA, CA:  Eighty-eight year-old Mildred Stone, grandmother of seven, posted two complaints this morning.  There was a sticky, disgusting substance on the Post Office counter where she had to sign a form to pick up the mail for her neighbor, off visiting relatives in Toledo.  Her second rant regarded the line at Dunkin Donuts: too […]